Faster, Pussycat! Thrill! Thrill!
Who knew the Thriller dance would be such an enduring fad? Latest iteration , on a London subway train:
In a movie!
In a wedding!
In Bollywood!
And, my absolute favorite: in a prison in the Philippines!
I’ve never been prouder of my Filipino heritage.
You are what you… listen to?
My ipod, on all-songs-shuffle mode, just spit out the following in succession:
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Ladies of Cambridge – Vampire Weekend
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C.R.E.A.M. – Wu-Tang Clan
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Daniel – Elton
If these were your only 3 pieces of evidence, you might naturally conclude that I was an indie hipster harboring gangsta pretensions. Also, that I was supremely gay. Like, ’70s-flamboyant, nobody-noticed-at-the-time-but-in-hindsight-head-smackingly-obvious gay. Please draw your own hasty conclusions. But first, you shuffle your ipod and see what the musical runes have to say about you.
