I Pity the Fool!
Finally. FINALLY.
Step aside, Dr. Phil. Here comes Mr. T, who has just signed a deal with TV Land to star in a reality show where he will act as a "motivational guru" as he strives to help people with their personal and professional problems by being a "catalyst for change." The show will obviously be named "I Pity the Fool."
Dear God, please let me live long enough to see this on air. If Mr. T's work with Conan O' Brien is any indication, this can't be anything but the single greatest show in the history of television.
